A Christmas wasted

Well,loyal followers,the end of the year is upon us.The chances of me having a good Christmas are shot.This was confirmed last night,when my parents were wrapping presents,and I saw a rubber chicken.Not 1,not 2,but a good 10 or so.So,2010 comes to and end.I am contemplating staying in bed all day,only coming down for breakfast,dinner and tea,or I could come down and watch in envy as everyone enjoys their presents.But it can't happen,can it?